Accidental Drinking

I didn’t mean to start drinking, but I did. For some reason, I wanted coffee. So I made some. It didn’t occur to me until it was done that I’d play hell sweetening my coffee and staying on Atkins. So I started looking for alternate ways to sweeten it (because I’m not enough of a savage to drink it black). Victoria suggested honey, but when we looked it up, honey has more carbs than sugar. So my next though was, naturally, alcohol.
My first cup of coffee was flavored with a little Bailey’s Irish Cream, a dash of Grand Marnier, and a little Kahlua. After I’d already made it, I looked up the carbs and was horrified. But after I’d drank it, I really didn’t give a damn. After that, the second and third cups of coffee were flavored with a dash of Bailey’s and a healthy shot of Catdaddy Carolina Moonshine. Woot!! Now I really don’t give a damn.
I’m back in my room after an impromptu search for a new MySpace theme for Claire. Why do most MySpace themes suck so dramatically? Do I not grok something fundamental about MySpace? Is there a logical reason why most MySpace themes remind me of plastic flamingos in some white trash family’s front yard?
Anyway, I’m feeling good and uppity. The candles are burning. I got a slight buzz from *cough* the coffee. It’s time to lay down a drum track for This Old Dawg and put together this song. It’s high-time I showed these youngins that the old gods can still bring it.