Pamela Geller: Serial Blogger & The Right’s Favorite Hot Soccer Mom

Quote: “He (Obama) gets all tough and gangsta to those who don’t bend to his will, but he kisses the ass of Iran, North Korea and the OIC.” Quote: “So why not tell the truth about Obama and his reported strange sexual predilections? My question is, it is well known that Obama allegedly was involved… Continue reading Pamela Geller: Serial Blogger & The Right’s Favorite Hot Soccer Mom

Dr. Laura Schlessinger Leaving Radio

Dr. Laura Schlessinger, the evil harpie of the airwaves, announced on the Larry King Show that she was leaving radio recently. I was surprised to find out that she was still on the air. At this point, hasn’t her audience been reduced to a select clique of Tea Party nutjobs and Right-Wing morons who confuse… Continue reading Dr. Laura Schlessinger Leaving Radio

Elisabeth Hasselbeck: Designated Right-Wing Operative of Morning Talk

Quote: “Look, if I sat here buck naked, people would probably see ‘McCain’ across my chest. That’s who my heart is for.” Quote: “I think it’s the liberal bias in the media that I’m the one who’s argumentative.” Quote: “Obviously, no one’s denied the right to marry, you could marry someone of the opposite sex.”… Continue reading Elisabeth Hasselbeck: Designated Right-Wing Operative of Morning Talk

Michael Savage: Redefining What It Means to be a Terrible Human Being

Quote: “I’m beginning to think that women should be denied the vote. Their hormones rage; they are too emotional.” Quote: “With the [Latino] population that has emerged, since they breed like rabbits, in many cases the whites will become a minority in their own nation …” Quote: “… these big-mouthed, phony scum of the ACLU,… Continue reading Michael Savage: Redefining What It Means to be a Terrible Human Being

Michael Reagan: His Daddy was President, So He’s Right and You’re Wrong

Quote: “Howard Dean should be arrested and hung for treason or put in a hole until the end of the Iraq war!” Quote: “For Reagan conservatives to say that because they don’t like something that President Bush has done or has not done, they will even the score by walking away from the most conservative… Continue reading Michael Reagan: His Daddy was President, So He’s Right and You’re Wrong

Bill O’Reilly: The Diabolical Revenge of The Church Lady

Quote: “This country is a better place because Fox News has succeeded.” Quote: “If the Americans go in and overthrow Saddam Hussein and it’s clean, he has nothing, I will apologize to the nation, and I will not trust the Bush Administration again, all right?” Quote: “So anyway I’d be rubbing your big boobs and… Continue reading Bill O’Reilly: The Diabolical Revenge of The Church Lady

Michael Medved: The Far Right’s Token Jewish Guy

Quote: “The problem with the Fairness Doctrine is not that it insures balance, there’s nothing wrong with balance, it’s that it insures less political conversation. In other words, if people knew they had to balance a very successful broadcast of the Michael Medved show with some new liberal show that might or might not succeed,… Continue reading Michael Medved: The Far Right’s Token Jewish Guy

Rush Limbaugh: The Crown Prince of the Far Right’s Absurdist Agenda

Quote: “Feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream.” Quote: “I mean, why didn’t these morons leave New Orleans before the hurricane {Katrina]? I’ll tell you why: because they wanted to rape and loot!” Quote: “Just another dead doper. And a dirt bag.” — On the occasion of Grateful Dead guitarist… Continue reading Rush Limbaugh: The Crown Prince of the Far Right’s Absurdist Agenda

G. Gordon Liddy: The Right’s Favorite Master Criminal & Break-In Mastermind

Quote: “The press is like the peculiar uncle you keep in the attic – just one of those unfortunate things.” Quote: “If I can go from burglar for the government to talk show host, you can go from entertainer to congressman.” Quote: “… when the left ascended into power, the left failed and they left… Continue reading G. Gordon Liddy: The Right’s Favorite Master Criminal & Break-In Mastermind

Beverly LaHaye: The Right’s Favorite Mother Figure & Spiritual Warfare Activist

Quote: “Today instead of protecting our right to freely exercise our religious faith in public places, publicly honoring our God and Creator as our forefathers did, we are forbidden to speak, to pray aloud, to read the Bible, to even teach Judeo-Christian values in our public schools and other public places because of an imaginary… Continue reading Beverly LaHaye: The Right’s Favorite Mother Figure & Spiritual Warfare Activist