There was Buffy on the highway
She cut me off in her Lexus
So I addressed her, oppressed her
Got my .22 and I shot her.
I’ve tagged ’em, I’ve bagged ’em,
I’ve rolled ’em, I’ve sold ’em.
I’m the yuppie killin’ king.
And there was Thaddeus on a side street
He laughed at my car from his Jaguar
So I rammed him, I clubbed him,
Took my pocket knife to his cranium.
I’ve tagged ’em, I’ve bagged ’em,
I’ve rolled ’em, I’ve sold ’em.
I’m the yuppie killin’ king.
And there was Marsha in her Lincoln
She rode my ass like she owned it
I protested, she desisted . . . .
Too little, too late, she exploded.
I’ve tagged ’em, I’ve bagged ’em,
I’ve rolled ’em, I’ve sold ’em.
I’m the yuppie killin’ king.
(1999)
Lyrics: Wicasta Lovelace
Music: Wicasta Lovelace
